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Joke of the Day

"Baby Lawyer: Did you steal the victim's nose? Accused: No. *cries into palms Baby Judge: O, great, he's disappeared again."

"How do you make a cat go ""meow""? Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw."

"I spilled a whole case of forks today..... ...you could say I forked up real bad"

"How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra? She pulled some strings."

"Why did the Pepsi executive get fired? He tested positive for Coke."

"Do you ever order a club sandwich just to feel like you're a part of something?"

"The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits"

"Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub? Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower."

"[me] if all dogs go to heaven, then what about Cujo? [the pope] how did you get into my bathroom?"

"Do you know what they call yo mama's legs? ""Rock"" and ""Hard place"". Why? Because everyone has been between them at some point in their lives."