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Joke of the Day
"What kind of beer does a cow brew? Heifer-weizen."
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"I drive an Audi to compensate for my innie."
"Eggs and Toast walk into a bar And the bartender says, ""We don't serve breakfast here."""
"Kayne West Knocked Up Kim Kardashian No punchline needed."
"I have been trying to lose weight so I've been keeping my junk food in the basement. This makes it cellary."
"What do you call a bear in the middle of the road? A bear-icade"
"If you get invited to an AT&T; executive's wedding, don't go. The reception will be terrible."
"Why was Jared Fogle upset? Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison."
"A Higgs Boson walks into a church The priest says ""we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here"". The Higgs Boson then replies ""but without me, how could you have mass?"""