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Joke of the Day
"Understanding women is like... Smelling the color 3."
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"Never trust an anti-aging lotion that has an expiry date."
"These pants fit like a cheap hotel... No ballroom."
"Why are life long overweight people funny? Growing up they hear the best jokes."
"Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer."
"I'm so old that I was the tv remote when I was a kid"
"What did the poet with hemorrhoids say? I'm stuffin the puffin back into my muffin."
"How do triangles communicate? Sin language"
"Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones? Because they should use protection to practice safe text"
"How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her"