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Joke of the Day
"My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat..."
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"Send a text to your SO exactly this in commas ""You effect me"" (read comments after you have done so 1st) SO: Don't you mean ""affect?"" You: Yeah i forgot the A-Hole. Sincerely, JM"
"Vegans can be so uptight. They should learn to take a yolk."
"If someone on the Windows team at Microsoft gets fired... would you say they've been defenestrated?"
"What do you call an angry Korean physicist? A seoulenoid"
"When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks? In the punchlines."
"""You're the bomb!"" ""No, you're the bomb!"" In America a compliment. In the Middle East an argument."
"when interviewing a person for a dog walking position, you must make absolutely certain that given the chance, the applicant won't eat a dog"
"This year for Kwanzaa, I'm getting my roommate the traditional Kwanzaa toy. A Dr. Dreidel"
"My friends laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian... Well they're not laughing now"