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Joke of the Day
"What kind of shoes do Frogs wear? Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you"
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"What do the LGBT community and computers have in common? Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!"
"What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car? A rental car can drive anywhere."
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin! Get in the batmobile"""
"I like a good dark joke, because a bad one isn't funny."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Hello from the Other Side"
"Why are double amputees always wrong? Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself."
"What is the suicide emergency hotline number in Brazil? 127 Edit: [for clarification](http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/matches/round=255955/match=300186474/)"
"I'm so sick of employers asking me what I'm doing in the next four years It's not like I have 2020 vision"