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Joke of the Day

"HR: You can't urinate outside. Me: Then how will we keep the jellyfish away? HR: Can you take a drug test? Me: Nope, I'm all out of urine"

"Vintage Joke: What's yellow and writes? A ball point banana!"

"What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan? Fastin' Furious"

"COMMERCIAL: [a man is having his bloody infected foot amputated] Narrator: SHOES"

"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies! ^tee ^hee"

"What do you call an unconscious computer programmer? dfghjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj"

"what do you call a young Chinese prostitute ? SUM YUNG HO"

"How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up? The rest of your life."

"Police are on the look out for a Midget Fortuneteller... He is described as a Small Medium at Large."

"Usain Bolt doesn't know shit bout speed compared to a parent putting their hand over their kids mouth when they see someone w/ an eye patch."