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Joke of the Day

"If strippers are now called ""exotic dancers"" then drug dealers should be called ""exotic pharmacists""."

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"A neutron walks into a bar. The neutron asks ""how much for a drink?"" The bartender replies ""For you, no charge."""
"I fell in the mud. And took a shower right after!"
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"You can dress for success or undress for it. It depends on what type of work you want."
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