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Joke of the Day

"A neutron walks into a bar. The neutron asks ""how much for a drink?"" The bartender replies ""For you, no charge."""

"*Evanescence* (Buy two hams!) Buy two hams right now! (I need two hams!) I need two sopping hams (SAAAAVE ME)"

"How many communists died during ww2? not enough"

"A bee just landed on my cheek and didn't sting me. I think we're dating now."

"Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on the broom!...haha"

"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia"

"I don't get this joke A guy woke up after being frozen for 1000 years, someone asked how he felt and he said he was okay with an emphasis on the o"

"A tad bit racist... How do you starve a black man? Put his food-stamps next to his work boots."

"Why are so many Italian men named Tony? When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp ""To N.Y."" on them..."

"What's a pedophile's favourite chord? A minor."