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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture? A zhuologist"
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"What do Michael Jackson and Mervyn's have in common? They're both dead."
"An ad at the zoo: Don't scare the ostriches! The floors are concrete!'"
"Why did sexually aroused man go to a gay parking lot To rear end everyone"
"What's a crusader's favourite drink? A Teu-tonic."
"Joke from Glasgow What is the best thing you can put in a pie? Your teeth!"
"I'm actually not sure if the Wife decorated the tree really well or she just created the best Lady Gaga outfit in history"
"What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest? Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room."
"An asteroid 1,200 light years away has a 0.6% chance of colliding with the Earth, and you all just walking around like everything is fine."
"You know that warm feeling you get when you look at your spouse? It's called acid reflux."