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Joke of the Day
"I don't get why it's called a super moon It doesn't even have a cape"
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"A dad walks in on his son watching porn. The son says, ""Well, at least you know I'm straight, dad."" The dad says, ""Not after tonight, son."""
"How did Hitler like his orange juice? Concentrated."
"It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy."
"My wife thinks I am a pedophile... but what the hell does she know..shes only 12!!"
"Did you hear about the lesbian with no arms? She couldn't hold her licker."
"What's got four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a preschool."
"The downside of having friends who love sarcasm and irony is that when we make plans I'm never entirely sure we really made plans."
"Cop: license and registration please. Me: (gives cop both) Cop: you drinking tonight? Me: no. Cop: you handed me 2 empty beer cans."
"Two dissectors are talking... The first one says, ""I dissected a women yesterday, who had a clitoris like a pickle"". ""Wow, that big !?"", the second one replies. ""No, that salty""."