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Joke of the Day
"I have a Stepladder.. I never knew my real Ladder"
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"Intelligence is the new cleavage"
"Q: How many believable competent ""just right for the job"" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it?"
"THERAPIST: What's the problem with your marriage? WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise"
"Today in 1892, JRR Tolkien was born. He wrote about all the horrible things that will happen if you put a ring on it."
"If you cut your goat in half you'll have two goats, that's just simple math."
"""Welcome to lazy club. My name i-*doors get kicked in* ""THIS IS A ROBBERY! NOBODY MOVE!"" [voice from the back] ""Nobody was going to."""
"Lying on the hammock while my wife does yard work. Don't know exactly what she's planting but the hole she dug is slightly bigger than me."
"What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!"
"I used to have black friends until my dad sold them :("