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Joke of the Day
"You can dress for success or undress for it. It depends on what type of work you want."
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"I used to date the lead singer of the cranberries Until i found out she was cheating on me....turns out she had some turkey on the side. :D"
"[Entire house is full of trees] Girlfriend: What did you do?! Me: You told me to spruce things up. GF: Everything's stuck to everything!!!"
"Many people think a pirates favourite letter is R. It's actually the C"
"How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed? Bob"
"I decided... I decided to make my password ""incorrect"" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, ""Your password is incorrect."""
"What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic? I forget"
"I can't figure out if I only date girls with self esteem issues because I'm ugly or because we have something in common"
"Cute neighbor mows her lawn almost naked, so I sneak over there at night and sprinkle Miracle-Gro all over her yard.. costly but so worth it"