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Joke of the Day

"You can dress for success or undress for it. It depends on what type of work you want."

"I don't date because I have a very particular type Girls that like me"

"Why would Gabe Newell be a good president? Because then World War 3 would never happen"

"What did the pirate say to his sister? Aye sis"

"Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide."

"Good luck to the 13 year old girl who is pregnant and wrote ""California"" for ethnicity on her clinic forms."

"Started teaching my son and his friends Karate... I'm not qualified I just really enjoy kicking children."

"Cops are like women. Can't live with them, can't live without them. And they're a bunch of pussies."

"A young boy asks him mum why his cousin is named Diamond... His mother replies ""because your auntie loves Diamonds"" He replies ""what about me?"" She responds ""enough question Richard"""

"What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe? Vault Disney"