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Joke of the Day

"Mosses did not parted the Red Sea. Chuck Norris did. The Bible got confused because Mosses and Chuck Norris sound so much alike."

"My favorite part of the date is when I tell her that I want her to have my kids. And then I give them to her, all 3 of them."

"They say there are no stupid questions, but in every meeting there is one person who tries to prove this incorrect."

"What is the definition of a will? C'mon. It's a dead giveaway."

"You have to kiss a lot of short, black, flamboyant musicians before you can find your Prince."

"Why do moths fly with their legs apart? Have you ever seen the size of moth balls?"

"If you're ever get attacked by a group of white people, just yell ""EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!"" and they'll all stop to do the Cha Cha Slide."

"Why do frat bros hate fruit loops? They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam."

"I gave my friend a gluestick instead of chapstick last weekend and she's still not talking to me."

"The traffic must be horrendous in a red light district"