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Joke of the Day

"Why did Mufasa die? Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff."

"Jokes about vaginas are disgusting... Period."

"Why was the lettuce scared of the salad? Cos."

"If my third grade teacher hasn't taught me that little rhyme about spelling.... I'd still be spelling cieling and nieghbor wrong."

"Early to Bed and Early to Rise proves that . The Person has no Internet Connection...;-p"

"I like my women like I like my vegetables: healthy and steaming hot..No, wait. I mean unconscious and lacking any cognitive function."

"Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet fuck all."

"Did you hear about the hillbilly yeast? It was in bread....."

"Washington DC's IQ is the same as the Federal Reserves interest rate Theyre both negative."

"Never take a Chess enthusiast to a restaurant with checkered tablecloths!......It'll take them an hour to pass the salt!!!"