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Joke of the Day

"Early to Bed and Early to Rise proves that . The Person has no Internet Connection...;-p"

"Come over to the Nerd side... We have Pi."

"What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire? ""I'm getting the fudge outta here!"""

"Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am."

"What does 'J' stand for in Donald J Trump? 'Genius' (This joke was stolen from CharlieDarwin2)"

"According to WebMD, I have a Client Error due to 400 Bad Request."

"Babe, does this mole look suspicious to you? *Points at mole wearing sunglasses and a raincoat*"

"What do you call a relaxed redneck? A chillbilly."

"I can produce silver just by sniffing. Smelt it with my own nose. **I'll show myself out**"

"If people who made meth called themselves methematicians it would probably be a more respected occupation."