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Joke of the Day

"Early to Bed and Early to Rise proves that . The Person has no Internet Connection...;-p"

"How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes 7 years."

"According to my girlfriend, a small penis shouldn't be a problem in any loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one though."

"Does Bill Nye always wear a bowtie? Seriously though?"

"Computer: Login failed. Did you forget your password? Me: oh shi-- [Cut to my password waiting alone on the side of a soccer field]"

"An impotent man... ... named his dick Magikarp. Because it's useless and can only splash."

"This company is like a ship with a hole in the bottom, leaking water. And my job is to get the ship pointed in the right direction."

"Apparently I pack an apple in my 5 year old's lunch so it can get out of the house for a few hours."

"Girlfriend said she went to the doctor. He said she couldn't have sex. I asked, ""what did your dentist say?"""

"Two hamsters are walking down the street... They come up to a gay bar and one hamster turns to the other and says, ""hey, you wanna get shit faced?"""