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Joke of the Day

"If my third grade teacher hasn't taught me that little rhyme about spelling.... I'd still be spelling cieling and nieghbor wrong."

"Did you guys hear about the new death camps in North Korea? No you didn't. You haven't heard anything. Long Live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea."

"Did you hear about the horny squirrel? he was fucking nuts"

"Maybe Hitler started WWII after being constantly attacked by time travelers."

"What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore? The Pittsburgh Steelers"

"BOSS: I've called you here because I suspect one of you... IS AN OWL ME: Who? *everyone stares at me, even Gary whose head is turned 180*"

"Some nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument. I didn't really understand what they were saying, but it was very nice of them."

"Infected with AIDS If someone infected with AIDS fucks everyday, what happens? They kill everything that they fuck."

"I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago... ...so far, all it's been doing is gathering dust..."

"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind."