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Joke of the Day
"Why was the lettuce scared of the salad? Cos."
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"How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? You strangle it until it turns blue, and then shoot it with the blue elephant gun."
"Nobody told jokes in the USSR... Because in Soviet Russia, jokes tell you."
"What do you call a good looking canyon? Gorge-ous"
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dr. Dre"
"Helium walks into a bar. The bar tender says when don't serve nobles here. He didn't react."
"Ugly is such an ugly word. If you must describe me I'd prefer if you used the term ""handsomely-challenged"""
"I'm not fat, i'm half-Bulemic. I eat everything i see, but i can't throw up."
"I dowloaded the song ""Runnin' down a dream"" illegally from the internet... I got charged with Petty theft."
"What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers."