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Joke of the Day
"Jokes about vaginas are disgusting... Period."
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"An Irishman walks past a bar..."
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"""I'd like you to go down to the shop and ask for a matteryogi."" *""But, what's a matteryogi?""* Nothing Boo Boo"
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