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Joke of the Day
"Jokes about vaginas are disgusting... Period."
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"I broke up with her... Her name was ""anti gravity"" and she would never ""go down"" on me."
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"Q: Why is a blonde like Australia? A: They're both down under and no one cares."
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"if boris johnson was priminster he'd make all of us shop at Borrisons"
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