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Joke of the Day

"And the cat's in the cradle so the baby must be at the pet groomer's, this is a terrible mix-up."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boyscout comes back from camp!"

"What do you call a cow abortion? De-calf"

"Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that escaped from prison? The police reported a small medium at large."

"LPT: If you're cold, try standing in a corner. They are usually about 90"

"I get high before I get my Drivers License pic taken. That way I look normal if I'm pulled over."

"I met an Indian girl who doesn't date Indian guys... When I asked her why, she said ""uhhh no real reason"". I'm thinking, ""no reason, huh?"" So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world: Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"A bride just said ""today I'm marrying my best friend"" it's like hey great choice, because marrying your mortal enemy seems risky & dangerous"

"This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. ""You got any I.D.?"" the patrolman asked."" ""'Bout what?"" the hillbilly replied."