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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boyscout comes back from camp!"
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"The people in Bahrain don't like The Flintstones But those in Abu Dhabi do"
"A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked ""How long does it take to fly to Boston?"" The clerk said ""Just a minute..."" ""Thank you"" the man said and hung up."
"What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons? Special branch."
"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? Wipes his ass."
"I just bought a rotisserie but I might return it because it's so rude. It's constantly flipping the bird."
"Long arm of the law Will have different meaning when Trump becomes president"
"How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One and not one."
"A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar... the bartender says 'hey, Mitt.'"
"""I totally nailed that guy"" - Roman soldiers"