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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow abortion? De-calf"
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"Over 15k CCTV cameras installed for Obama's visit to India!! This is ridiculous. Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything. Damned racist's!!"
"Why I love circular logic... Because I love circular logic!"
"I blame my parents subscription to National Geographic when I was a kid for my preference for black women."
"I had a friend who got fired working in a urine testing lab.... he wouldn't say why but personally, I think, it was because he was taking the piss..."
"*Stands guard with scissors and tinsel* Wait, you said ""wrap battle"", right?"
"Evening News is where they begin with 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"What's black, white, and red all over? A dying nun."