62912

Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that escaped from prison? The police reported a small medium at large."

"Might buy a junkyard just to grow my own junk food."

"A priest and a rabi are walking down the street... And they see a little boy. The priest says,""Hey, we should go screw that little boy."" And the rabi says,""Oh yeah? Out of what."""

"Bored? Sneak a dog into the movies and loudly explain the plot to the dog"

"I had Taco Bell for lunch AND dinner. So yes. I've given up on life."

"No matter how tired one is, put a computer in front of them and they can stay awake."

"I take my coffee like I take my women... From behind"

"How does a potato keep up with it's friends? With Google chromosome+"

"If my third grade teacher hasn't taught me that little rhyme about spelling.... I'd still be spelling cieling and nieghbor wrong."

"I bought a toilet brush at the store the other day but it kind of hurts so I think I'll go back to paper!"