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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that escaped from prison? The police reported a small medium at large."

"Why are cliffhangers always hated?"

"Hi, you're through to the Incontinence Hotline... Can you hold please?"

"Why do vegans give good head? Because they are used to eating nuts"

"Is your fridge running? Nah, it's chillin."

"I was trying to make a black guy joke. But it didnt work"

"What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas? You only get presents from one set of grandparents."

"What does a male prostitute say when his phone keeps ringing after he's seen 3 clients in a row? ""FOUR FUCKS ACHE!!"""

"How did the astronaut land on the sun? He went at night."

"KEIRA KNIGHTLEY DOESN'T EXIST Q: How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist? A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds."