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Joke of the Day

"A bride just said ""today I'm marrying my best friend"" it's like hey great choice, because marrying your mortal enemy seems risky & dangerous"

"What's the most popular game to play in jail? Smash Brothers"

"Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys."

"They say that American beer is like having sex on a canoe. It's fucking close to water."

"Nobody would show up to a ""White Lives Matter"" demonstration. They all have to work."

"Beeped my horn at this cute guy who walked by. He shot me a dirty look. He's playing hard to get, but I've started planning the wedding!"

"It would be totally gay if Elon Musk opened a gas company in the future. Not because it will be out of trend but because it will be named GasX."

"The best dad jokes are the ones you'll never hear... ...the black ones."

"So I went to the bank to check my balance Next thing I know, the teller pushes me."

"What do Nagasaki and Tehran have in common??? Nothing... yet."