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Joke of the Day

"i'm only a good advice giver from 11pm to 2am central time. any time besides that if you tell me anything i'll just go ""oh."""

"dont remember a dang thing from last night but i have a crossbow now"

"It's impossible to slowly tiptoe around without activating T-Rex arms."

"Chuck Norris does know what Willis is talking about!"

"Mmmmmm---let me kiss 'em !! Q. Do ya know when a strip poker game is starting to get good?? A. When somebody's got a big pair showin !!!"

"What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day? Counterfitz"

"They say 99% of the population is stupid... I'm glad to be a member of the other 2%!"

"I bet Egyptians were all like ""Yo, nobody in history will ever worship and revere cats like we do"" and then came the internet."

"What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits."

"What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air? Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)"