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Joke of the Day

"Mmmmmm---let me kiss 'em !! Q. Do ya know when a strip poker game is starting to get good?? A. When somebody's got a big pair showin !!!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road To see the ugly man. Knock knock Who's there? The chicken."

"What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"

"birds & bees a boy asks his mom ""mom, where do babies come from?"" the mom pauses and then says "" the stork"" then the boy says ""ah, who fucks the stork?"""

"I like my jokes like my coffee bland"

"""Now officer, hear me out: alcohol is a depressant and cocaine is a stimulant. Therefore, mixed in equal parts, I'm basically sober!"""

"""Have u seen my cat?"" ""I saw a cat down the road?"" ""Really? [shows me a picture] was it this cat?"" ""No, the one I saw was dead."""

"I like to play music loud It's kind of my forte."

"It's actually pretty impressive how many poor decisions I can fit in a day."