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"dont remember a dang thing from last night but i have a crossbow now"
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"How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb? When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you."
"At the beach, women wearing a bikini exspose 90% of their body. But I'm a gentleman, and only look at the remaining 10%"
"I like listening to Phil Collins in the shower. He gets creeped out when he sees me, though."
"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? Me and my running friends always run 5Ks, but now they want to run 10K races and I really hate running 10Ks"
"What do you call a man with no shins? Tony"
"How do you know your dog is gay? When his dick tastes like your husband's ass"
"Mirror inspector Now that's a job I could really see myself doing"
"The local flasher in my area was going to retire this week but he's changed his mind and is going to stick it out till Christmas."
"[awful tragedy happens] me (rolling up sleeves): time to be an idiot online"