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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris does know what Willis is talking about!"
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"Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button? Because blonde guys are stupid too."
"NURSE: The other nurses and I bought you this box of chocolates for Valentines Day! DR DOG: You're joking, right?"
"What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue."
"What's the difference between when you're hungry and when you're horny Where you put the cucumber."
"A black guy and a Puerto Rican guy are carpooling to work together."
"Me: ""Hey doc, what's that condition where you wake up and everything hurts?"" Doctor: ""40"""
"Math never tried to solve any of my problems."
"People who think only god can judge them have obviously never hung out with my friends."
"My ex DM'd me to say I'm acting creepy then unfollowed me. Luckily, I have his password so I just refollowed myself and told him he's wrong."