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Joke of the Day

"What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day? Counterfitz"

"Whats Red and bad for your Teeth? A brick."

"My weekly retreat is simple: driving alone down country roads for a couple of hours with tunes cranked up and singing loudly to livestock."

"What do you call someone who only speaks one language? American."

"What's the difference between an old bus station and a lobster with a boob job? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!"

"What do a 9 volt battery and a hot chick's asshole have in common? You know you shouldn't but you are going to put your tongue on it eventually."

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Is a terrible thing to say to someone with a muscle eating disease."

"I don't know about you guys... but I don't want Trump's trickle down economics...."

"Hi, I'm a college professor. Years ago I wrote a terrible book no one wanted. Anyway you have to buy it for 80 dollars"

"If you really want to surprise your man during intercourse, die."