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Joke of the Day

"What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day? Counterfitz"

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y"

"My friend had to go to the doctor, because all he could see were dicks. Turns out he was cock-eyed."

"Why was the French chef sent to prison? He was convicted of crepe."

"I recently started smoking... It was all dunhill from there"

"I'm on the snake diet. It's the one where you lie on the floor all day, eat 25% of your body weight, and hiss at anyone who comes near you."

"What do you call a black girl under age 30 named Sarah? Identity thief."

"Entered a competition with 10 of my best puns thinking at least one would win.... No pun in ten did. Sorry if thats been said. It's just my favorite pun and I thought I'd share it."

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, except the letters are all arranged in flawless, perfect alphabetical order... AS THEY SHOULD BE."

"Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? Of course you did. I saw him the other day at the mall making balloon animals. He says hi."