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Joke of the Day

"Where do women in the WNBA shop? It's definitely not at dicks."

"Wireless Internet is like Sex You still want it, even if it's unprotected and in a public place."

"What is the only meat a Catholic Priest is allowed to eat on Good Friday? Nun"

"What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name? Alcoholics synonymous."

"What does spinach and anal sex have in common? If they were forced on you as a child you probably don't like them as an adult."

"She's marrying HIM?! TODAY?! *cut to me sprinting across town to stop the wedding but I see a good dog at the park and pet him instead*"

"I can't believe it. I saw on the news where a midget got pick pocketed in broad daylight...how could anyone stoop so low?"

"I haven't been ignoring you; I've been prioritizing you."

"What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady? but we would never know because he couldn't stand up?"

"Just a reminder of what day is today.. 9/11"