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Joke of the Day
"What is the only meat a Catholic Priest is allowed to eat on Good Friday? Nun"
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"Dark humor is like a terrorist attack... the timing needs to be just right."
"Well if there's one thing we can all agree on regarding tomorrow's inauguration ... Orange is the new Black"
"What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument? A ""moderator"", apparently."
"Why are Taco Tuesdays so hot? Because of the spicy anal you get that night."
"What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself? A high-jacker."
"If you beep your horn .004 seconds after the light changes green, I will shut off the car, lay on the hood and feed the birds for an hour."
"The best thing about Adrian Peterson's suspension... ...he gets to spend more time with the kids."
"RIP evaporating water. You will be mist."
"Why don't English teachers like parole? They prefer complete sentences."