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Joke of the Day
"What is the only meat a Catholic Priest is allowed to eat on Good Friday? Nun"
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"What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church? a retarded gorilla"
"Do you know what the difference is between a white person and a black person that sell drugs? One is a pharmacist and one is a drug dealer!"
"Why can't women drive? Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen."
"I poured my root beer into a square cup Now I just have beer"
"Do you want to hear a joke about steak? Never mind, I'll tell you later. But it's very well done."
"By putting the punchline in the title. How do you trick a bunch of Internet nerds into thinking you are a scumbag reposter?"
"Why do people shoot up schools? Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service."
"What do you call a mexican drug dealer? MariJUANa"
"You scream, I scream.... The cops come, its awkward."