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Joke of the Day
"Just a reminder of what day is today.. 9/11"
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"I pulled a muscle turning over in bed. Cause that's how I roll."
"driverless cars???? I don't trust autocorrect to pick the correct word let alone let a car just drive me .... by itself"
"What does oral sex and being in the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."
"I told my 5 year old that he was allowed to choose 1 item from the grocery store so we're walking home with a cart."
"I like to sneak into people's houses and masturbate in their livingroom. ...so far no ones heard me cumming."
"They gave the scarecrow an award for being outstanding in his field. When he accepted the honor he pointed to his parents in the crowd and said, ""What can I say... Hay, it's in my jeans."""
"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
"What do you do when you see a space man? Park the car, man."
"What do you call a snake who works in the government? A civil serpent."