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Joke of the Day
"Just a reminder of what day is today.. 9/11"
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"Self-promoting on the walls of a public bathroom is weird but always having the Sharpie on hand is weirder. Anyway for a good time call me."
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"Yes, Banner Ads, we want to check our Credit Scores. Almost as much as we want to pick people up at the airport and see our parents fucking."
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"I don't know what is more nerve wrecking... this first kiss or the first fart."