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Joke of the Day

"Grizzlies are emerging from hibernation, so hiking in groups of 3 or more is recommended. Also not being the slowest one of the group."

"Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either."

"What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees? Unioncorns."

"Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a ""tuba glue."""

"What do women and KFC have in common? After your finished with the breasts and thighs all you have is a greasy box to throw your bone in."

"A pig, trying to save its life. After seeing a grill in the garden, the pig started to bark at strangers!"

"What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign? Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse? Hydrogen ^^^^please ^^^^spare ^^^^me"

"My dad just had thought surgery and i asked him if he could still talk he said yes, and i'm about to email the doctor to see if i can get my bribe back."

"The last thing The last thing OJ said to Nicole? your waiter will be right with you."

"Why are protein shakes such loners? They're whey isolate."