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Joke of the Day

"Wireless Internet is like Sex You still want it, even if it's unprotected and in a public place."

"I knew she was the one the moment she said those three words that took my breath away... ""THAT'S GONNA SMELL!"""

"Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing? Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more."

"What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ? An Investigator."

"Target had a credit card breach? But only with in-store purchases, not online? More proof you're better off staying home with no pants on."

"I had tears in my eyes when my dad chopped up Onions I loved Onions. He was a great dog."

"""My homework ate my dog"" -student in python breeding class"

"Joke challenge What's the best mad scientist joke?"

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!"

"Two atoms are in a bar, Two atoms are in a bar. One says, ""I think I've lost an electron."" The other asks, ""Are you sure?"" To which the first replies, ""I'm positive."""