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Joke of the Day

"Stephen Hawking believes he's solved a huge mystery about black holes ...and he'll keep believing as long as we all play along, ok? He's adorable."

"What is Tiger Woods favorite course? The intercourse."

"Three girls were waiting for their periods ..."

"Why did the woman turn to her husband and say ""now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?"" She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs."

"what did lowes say when home depot kickcked him in the crotch ouch menards (my nards). lolz"

"The children of Amazon cannibal tribes think Chuck Norris is the Easter Bunny because he hides body parts for them to find every Easter morning."

"Was your ass freed from enslavement? Because it's off the chain."

"How do jockeys stay on their horses? Jockey straps."

"Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate? Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)"

"After all this Starbucks cup controversy, if Taco Bell was smart, they'd start serving their burritos in little cardboard mangers"