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Joke of the Day
"What is Tiger Woods favorite course? The intercourse."
Next Joke
"Doctor: this might hurt a little bit Me: okay Doctor: i like you, but only as a friend"
"I'm not saying all Irish are alcoholics, but Italians, Chinese + Mexicans have restaurants. The Irish only have pubs."
"It's sad that my girlfriend's name is Palmela Handerson"
"Oh cool this dress has pockets to keep my snacks in"
"What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl? Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)"
"What do we want? Apathy! When do we want it? Oh, you know, whenever."
"Alexis Ohanian"
"*Leaves home for the day... *Fears I left something behind *Runs inside to see baby playing with my phone. *Grabs phone & leaves."
"Came up with this lame one... What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances? Selfridges."