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Joke of the Day
"What is Tiger Woods favorite course? The intercourse."
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"My fourth grade teacher told me I would use cursive at least once a week, but she was wrong. I use it every day when food is delivered to my house."
"You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow."
"People that start a sentence with ""Now I'm not trying to be rude"" are either about to be rude, or about to sing Ignition by R Kelly."
"[1st day at work] BOSS: Erm..we..have No Smoking rules here ME: That's great Alan [blows out smoke] most places have loads of smoking rules"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the newspaper! ... Didn't get it? Of course not. ..the chicken got it!"
"A man is going to sleep, when his wife decides to surprise him with a blowjob"
"What do corn and staples have in common? They're both staples."
"You could murder someone in California and they wouldn't even arrest you as long as you properly composted the body."
"Spain are blaming their loss this evening on the weather. Apparently it was 2 Chile."