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"Why does Ganondorf hate the internet? There are too many links."
"Who the hell does that in a sock?!? *squishes out of the room*"
"Sometimes I'll order a pizza without any toppings... When I'm feeling saucy."
"Me - That's the second First Baptist Church I've seen today. Wife - OK? M - One of them is lying. W - You can't ever shut it off can you?"
"A bum gets on a bus and walks past a nun. The nun says ""youre going to hell"". The bum yells ""Damn, Im on the wrong bus"" ! :D"
"What do you call someone who's pretending to be from Sicily? Amoxicillin"
"Why do Catholic priests like Indian restaurants so much? Unlimited fresh naans!"
"WIFE: Don't embarrass me in front of my boss, he's colorblind ME: Duh [later at party] ME: [to boss] So when did you learn Colorbraille?"
"Why did the butcher get fired? For bringing home the bacon."