200460

Joke of the Day

"How do jockeys stay on their horses? Jockey straps."

"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the P is silent!"

"The purpose of Terrorism is to scare and make people feel unsafe, which is something it has in common with Cable News."

"This table is a bit wobbly, one of the legs appears to be shorter, Luckily I have just been given a copy of the new album by Nickleback"

"What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments? Violint"

"What's the difference between your girlfriend's yeast infection and the brand of peanut butter your Mom used? The peanut butter was easier to get off the roof of your mouth ..."

"My Thai wife has got a penis the size of a tubular bell... I love her long chime."

"Butterfly I saw a butterfly with no wings today. I poured some Red Bull on it and BAM... it drowned"

"The bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve faster-than-light particles here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."

"What did the ghost say to the bumblebee? BOO BEE!! <insert titty-twister here>"