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Joke of the Day

"After all this Starbucks cup controversy, if Taco Bell was smart, they'd start serving their burritos in little cardboard mangers"

"Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable? getting the wheelchair in the oven."

"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Walks home."

"Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example."

"Auditions are being held for you to be yourself. Apply within."

"Lance Armstrong never had the balls to admit that he cheated."

"When ever someone asks me how I'm able to insult people so well..... I say ""I'm German, roasting people is what I do..."""

"So since Donnie Yen is in the new Star Wars Rogue Squadron movie... Will his ship be called the X-Wing Chun?"

"I was feeling depressed. . I was feeling depressed so I went to the doctor to get a blood test. A week later he called me back with the results and said B positive, it's in your blood."

"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus station? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"