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Joke of the Day

"The children of Amazon cannibal tribes think Chuck Norris is the Easter Bunny because he hides body parts for them to find every Easter morning."

"Fat people just want to get into your pantries."

"What do plumbers and slinkies have in common They both make you laugh when you push them down stairs"

"Did you hear Vaseline is coming out with new labels for its petroleum jelly? They're going to have a picture of missing gerbils on it."

"If I was the editor of a magazine, I would put gametes on the cover Because sex cells."

"Did you hear Dora the Explorer is having trouble with her Tinder account? Swiper no swiping"

"If God is all seeing Does that mean he can see John Cena?"

"I want to get into the porn industry But the competition is really stiff."

"How did Obama react when he heard Donald Trump won for president? [*removed due to copyright infringement*]"

"My neighbor is a real douche & always cheating on his wife, so I changed my wifi to KARL IS CHEATING ON YOU AMY for when she needs my wifi."