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Joke of the Day

"Kylo Ren: Hey, why is my paycheck so low? General Hux: Damages. Maybe you should stop throwing temper tantrums with your lightsaber."

"How come it's ok to talk to a stranger's dog on the street but when I ask for the dog's email I'm suddenly a weirdo?"

"What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge? A Dictator"

"Very Funny Comedy @ My Church Night Vigil"

"What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids? Naughty pine"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the chamber"

"When writing science fiction, always Google your made-up planet name; 9 times out of 10, it's an existing yeast infection medication."

"Standing up quickly is my Six Flags."

"Killed my first 8 point buck of the season! But it was with the front end of my truck so fuck my life..."

"Wanna see a banana split? Wait until it turns black and tell it he's the father."