74776

Joke of the Day

"How come it's ok to talk to a stranger's dog on the street but when I ask for the dog's email I'm suddenly a weirdo?"

Next Joke
 
"Giraffe: That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen! [5 min later] *vomits*"
"Went to type in build a bear and accidentally googled build a bar. Better idea, I know"
"Call me old fashioned, but I'm dying of smallpox."
"What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Swim!"
"Not sure what to watch tonight.... American Horror Story on FX or the one on ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox, CNN, CNBC and MSNBC."
"Ever heard of a Freudian slip? It's when you say one thing but mean your mother."
"What do you call a Nun in a Wheelchair? Virgin Mobile."
"Daaaaamn girl! You're like a fire alarm! Really loud and annoying!"
"Mommy mommy, in school they all call me liar! Aww my Timmy, you're not in school yet."