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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge? A Dictator"

"Have you heard about that new Tron movie? The protagonists name is Adam."

"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side."

"Vegetarian: 'You know, a cow died so you could have that burger'. Me: 'Maybe he died because you keep eating all of his food'."

"So is Walmart a verb now? As in, ""I'm out of clean underwear, so I'm going to have to Walmart it today."""

"What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend? They wipe, flush, and wash their hands"

"What do you call someone without a Liver? Deader."

"A woman gets hit by a truck. Who's fault is it? The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?"

"Confession: I'm the one who's been posting all those idiotic comments on youtube using millions of anonymous accounts."

"What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice? The bag of rice can feed a family of four."