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Joke of the Day
"Wanna see a banana split? Wait until it turns black and tell it he's the father."
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"What is the difference between SETI and Donald Trump? One has demonstrated the scarcity of intelligent life in the universe, and the other is a scientific study of extra terrestrials."
"Being half German and half Jewish has its problems... Every time I walk by an oven I want to push myself in."
"The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen"
"What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker? Putin on the Ritz."
"Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye? He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)"
"If you were a tree you'd be a bonsai, and if you were mine you'd be dead by now."
"What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ? A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !"
"Omg like wtf -me, praying"
"There is no such thing as an antique car. An antique car is a horse."