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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids? Naughty pine"
Next Joke
"What did the photographer say when he retired? ""I can't take it anymore!"""
"I once swallowed two separate strings and they came out of my ass tied together. I shit you knot."
"What is your favorite dumb joke? here's mine :) Whats the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? ....his ass.... :P"
"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An Astronaut, you fucking racists."
"Cliffhangers I like cliffhangers, and I cannot"
"What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits? He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse."
"Lubricant?? ... Lubri-CAN!!!"
"Oh you're a foodie? You like food? Wow you are very unique. Personally I'm a foodie but I'm also a breathie. Love to breathe."
"What do you call the person who sleeps on the wet spot? Overcome"