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Joke of the Day
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"I bought ones of those cds that teach you Spanish in your sleep. Sometime in the night it started skipping, now I can only stutter in Spanish."
"The wife My wife has left me because she says I treat her like one of my pets... She'll be back when she's hungry."
"My twitter crush just broke up with me for saying WWE wasn't real. The irony is not lost here."
"So I was walking down the street the other day, and saw this black guy... carrying a tv. At first I thought, ""Hey, that looks like mine!"" But then I remembered mine is at home shining my shoes."
"Dear person who just turned in your resume with no name or phone number. You didn't get the job."
"What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders? A stereotype"
"What's the difference between sperm and lawyers? Sperm have a 1 in 3,000,000 chance to become a human being."
"Arrested Development is cool, but when is Netflix gonna bring back my Grampa?"
"What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils? It was worth the whisk"