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"""I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"" could also be titled ""I Wrongly Believed My Mother to Be a Cheating Whore"""
"In my experience, most arguments are caused by a misunderstanding of the fact that I'm right."
"Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet? Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump."
"Zebras must be tough to eat. You have to sort through all that light meat and dark meat. Props to this guy at Disney"
"I swear some people were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural."
"What do you call an orc's wolf with particularly short legs? A Worgi"
"A young boy asks his Jewish father for $40... The father replies, ""40 dollars?! What do you need 20 dollars for? Here's $10"" gives him a 5, ""now go split it with your brother."""
"Homeless guy walking by this bar patio looked at me and said ""I'm your future,"" and I was like ""Sweet, we have a cool beard."""
"What's the difference between my porn stash and Call of Duty? One is full of screaming 10 year old boys and the other is Call of Duty."