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Joke of the Day
"Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders."
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"This waitress at Olive Garden has been grating cheese onto my plate for 13 hours now."
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"Q: Why did the suspenders get arrested? A: Because they held up a pair of pants."
"What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!"
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"It is so quiet in the Clinton HQ right now. So quiet you can hear an email being deleted"