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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay geologist? Substrate."

"If a woman gave in very fast it's not because of the man but the men that came before him."

"I like to intentionally barge into guys wearing camo and then look around bewildered like I have no idea what I just ran into."

"What do you call a red neck invasion? An incestation"

"What did the jewish pedophile say to the child? ""Wanna buy some candy?"""

"DOC: We think you may have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are? ME: Can't say I do DOC: That's one of the symptoms, yes."

"If my ""check engine"" light would check my wallet, it would know there's nothing I can do about it."

"Why did the paper follow the pencil? Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! ~Skip"

"My friend's WoW character couldn't go forward anymore. You'll never guess what he said !? "" wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"""

"What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo."