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Joke of the Day
"Whats Jesus's favorite gun? A nail gun"
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"How do you stop rape? **NSFW** Consent."
"What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded? Blue. One blue this way <---- and the other blue that way ----->"
"When you hang around pieces of shit You're bound to land in a bowl of piss"
"Why are gametes best suited to advertising careers? Because sex cells."
"Which is the quickest way to make someone lose? The game."
"Did you hear about the sheep who's young son carried him off the farm? He was on the lamb."
"Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business."
"Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues."
"When girls wear yoga pants I feel like a ghost from Mario. Uncontrollably attracted when they turn away, but frozen when they look at me."