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Joke of the Day

"My Grandfather developed Cancer when he was younger Some say he's the most evil scientist to ever have lived."

"Why did the otter want to work at NASA? So he could go to Otter Space."

"Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If you're so smart what did I have? Counselor: Eggs. Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!"

"What do you call a porno set in space. Apollo 13 inches"

"What is a zombie's favorite cereal? Raisin brain."

"Do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"The Suicide Hotline is Unbearable They always leave people hanging."

"you got mad on your own you can get happy on your own -me giving a baby advice"

"Life is like a basketball... It has its ups and downs and is controlled by people that are taller and make more money than you."

"Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms; in alphabetical order."