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Joke of the Day

"Why are germans so bad at marathons? Because they cant finish a race."

"It was reported that listening to the band Queen links to giving you autism... It's because of the high Mercury content."

"What did Adele say when asked where her dog is? Groomer has it"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter escaped the Chamber."

"I don't usually post on this sub, so here goes nothing..."

"Call me faithless, but I just can't believe three guys would travel that far on camels to throw a baby shower."

"Did you hear about the vertically challenged psychic that robbed a bank? Police say they're looking for a small medium at large."

"Maybe Taylor Swfit dates Justin Bieber and John Mayer dates Selena Gomez and it's like matter/anti-matter and they all explode?"

"My friend Opie owns a pizza restaurant. Wanna know why it's so successful? Because Opie delivers."

"What is a 6.9? A 69 ruined by a period."